Oh no she didn't!

In my crusade to keep this an "All Things Kristen Stewart" blog, I have to post something about her recent promiscuity.

Who would have thought that she'd be 'that kind of girl'?

Did they really think they weren't going to get caught, 

especially if it happened in a popular Hollywood make out place?



After the news broke out, she seems too distraught to pay attention to inconsequential things 

such as washing her hair or wearing fresh clothes.

On the positive side, I really ought to be thanking her. It's always comforting to know that when celebrities f*** up, it's open season for everyone. It makes your anonymous existence seem a little bit brighter.

I still <3 you KS!
:p